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think tank wank

when you bust a nut only with your imagination or replaying memories of events in your head

commonly performed when internet access is poor
my phone ran out of charge and i lost my charger so i had to have a think tank wank instead.
by Toe_Cutter October 28, 2023
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Tank

Tank is a dog, Hes the best friend you see in the movies. Always there for you, hangs out whenever you want and is like your ride or die. He will be there for you when you need a laugh or when you want to smile, He will even be there for you when your feeling down or when your crying. Hes always there because hes not just your ride or die. Your his ride or die too. He always feels like your there, when he wants to laugh or smile or even when hes feeling down and wants to cry. Even if some day something tragic happens and you loose him or he looses you. You will always be with each other, the memories and you will know hes in your heart because when you first saw tank you knew that it was a lifetime friendship that was about to start and you love him and he loves you. Forever and Always.
by doglover27 February 18, 2021
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Tank Driver

A skinny dude who has a sexual infatuation with fat women. Typically targets them as they're easier than high maintenance broads.
Harold: Man have you seen Johnny lately?
Tim: Nah he's been off driving tanks again.

Harold: he sure is one for them plus size girls. I guess he's a "tank driver" now.
by Hard Eric Sean August 12, 2016
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Tank

girl he has a huge tank
by Conner Mclavin December 12, 2023
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Tank

Big dick energy with an amazeing pesanality.
by erjgfuy7eir fy7cuer uofguewrf January 25, 2022
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tank food

when u get in a tank that your friend drive so u can eat IRL and still get the xp.
(While gaming) Damn I´m hungry, I need to get some tank food.
by BattelfieldGamer December 20, 2016
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Tank and Leigha

A love that will burn for all time, but was tragically cut short by fear and panic. There is nothing Leigha could do to cause Tank to hate her. His love is the purest, truest, most honest form of absolute devotion, heart, mind, and soul. Tanks desire to be by Leighas side as they shuffle along this mortal coil. Come the end of their journey, Tanks wish to lay next to their soulmate until the sun swells and swallows the earth, and finally casts off its shell where their atoms might drift among the stars for eternity.

Leighas are sometimes confused by Tanks. Tanks sometimes cant figure out how to say what they mean how they mean it. Miscommunications will happen between the two. However, there is not a power in this universe or any other that could ever inspire a Tank to harm a Leigha. Tanks will suffer in grinning sorrow to see Leigha happy. There may be many stories written about this kind of love, and while many covet it they will never truely experience it. Where it comes to Tank and Leigha these stories are if anything too tame to describe what exists between them.
Person 1: Did you see him? He is absolutely destroyed....

Person 2: yeah...that is that Tank and Leigha kind of love. When its gone, it rips a part of you out and leaves you broken in ways most cannot understand....
by ThereIsSoMuchYouDontKnow December 25, 2024
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