Sperm Cork

A person who acts as a 'sperm cork' prevents ejaculation via any means neccessary.

Richard Dunne was such a sperm cork when he tried taking pictures of Jo Cole eloping with Harriet Goldwin.

by SuperDanNoxt July 15, 2010

Spermartini

A classic vermouth cocktail with an olive and a good dash of jizz.

Virgin Spermartini is the socially more acceptable form with vanilla ice cream minus the olive.

Damn, I got dolfed, there´s an olive in my Virgin Spermartini! I hope I don´t get superaids...

by TopGunther February 20, 2011

Sperm Count Dracula

The guy that brings the whole party down because the ratio is off. Also likely a cockblocker...

"The sausage party was going swimmingly until Sperm Count Dracula showed up"

by Dan Scum November 4, 2013

spermatosis

Throat infection caused by too much jizz down the gurgler.

"Fuck my throat is sore"

"Probably all the Jizz you've been swallowing, its called spermatosis of the throat"

by blackfella April 14, 2014

sperm doner day

Sperm doner day falls on march 2nd. This holiday gives all rights to aim there middle fingers towards (dead beat dads). Also known as a piece of shit male that acts like a selfish prick and refuses to take responsibility for his offspring.

Its sperm doner day lets get out our cells and send a family finger to your worthless sperm doner

by Meganator84 June 18, 2017

Sperm bank robber

An individual who seduces you, (generally female) and begins having intercourse with you only to make you release your semen, which they promptly steal to either sell or donate it.

Last night, when I was coming home from the bar, I swear this lady was a sperm bank robber, luckily, I didn't fall for it...

by The silent bun7 September 25, 2018

supermodel hot

Usually, someone who you have never met or seen, and you figure that the only way they are able to make it through a day is out of people's mercy because they are "super model hot"

A friend tells you about his co-worker you don't know:
Yeah, George showed up to work with only one glove to work.
Friend: "George why are you wearing only 1 glove?"
George: "I was listening to the weather yesterday and they said it might be cold tomorrow, on the other hand it might be hot"
YOU: "Wow, George sounds supermodel hot."
credit to French and Saunders: AbFab

by Dawzy February 25, 2009