1. A term sometimes used in place of "erection" or "boner"
2. Something you say when you need something really random in order to distract someone, often used to make a hasty escape.
*Mostly said in the rhythm of the Old Spice commercial in which Terry Crews says "Pa-pa-pa-pa-power!" (straight-up-gang-ster-penis!)
*Variations include down-right gangter penis, boomeranger gangster penis, and upsided perfect penis
2. Something you say when you need something really random in order to distract someone, often used to make a hasty escape.
*Mostly said in the rhythm of the Old Spice commercial in which Terry Crews says "Pa-pa-pa-pa-power!" (straight-up-gang-ster-penis!)
*Variations include down-right gangter penis, boomeranger gangster penis, and upsided perfect penis
1. Lukas: Ok so if Ben is 2 years younger than Isaiah, and Katie is 5 years older than twice Isaiah's age, and Thomas is currently 1/2 of Katie's age away from being an adult, how long will it be until Thomas is a teenager?
Me:... Well i'd have to say... as long as it takes for him to get a straight up gangster penis!
2.Some guy with a gun: AYO BITCH IMA SHOOT YOUR ASS!
Me: ....Straight up gangster penis!
Some guy with a gun: ...umm... LOLWUT!?
Me: *runs*
Me:... Well i'd have to say... as long as it takes for him to get a straight up gangster penis!
2.Some guy with a gun: AYO BITCH IMA SHOOT YOUR ASS!
Me: ....Straight up gangster penis!
Some guy with a gun: ...umm... LOLWUT!?
Me: *runs*
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An American program on Comedy Central, this show is a spoof of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy." It features four straight comedians (Curtis Gwynn, Billy Merritt, Kyle Grooms, Rob Riggle), who are known as the Flab Four. They make over a gay man on each episode so he can pass as straight.
The make-overs include lessons in poor manners, spartan home decorating, unfashionable wardrobes, and an overdeveloped ego to mask all personal failings. There were only three episodes.
The make-overs include lessons in poor manners, spartan home decorating, unfashionable wardrobes, and an overdeveloped ego to mask all personal failings. There were only three episodes.
In the three episodes of Straight Plan for the Gay Man, they made over a fashion salesman into a meatpacker (I-rony!), a yoga instructor into a jock, and an entertainer into a suave babe magnet.
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Get the Super straight mug.The month when heterosexuality is celebrated. Straight Pride Month is every month, but especially March. Straight Pride parades can be anywhere. Most people that are against this kind of pride are against normalcy. There are also people that are tolerant of both heterosexuality and other sexual orientations.
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Someone who chose to live a poison free life. Straight edgers don't drink, smoke or do drugs and are against casual sex. When you join straight edge, you got to know your not priving yourself! You're just living the way you think is right.
Fuck fake asses who tarnish Straight Edge by saying "I can't do drugs"
A real straight edge should say "I don't want to do drugs"
Someone who chose to live a poison free life. Straight edgers don't drink, smoke or do drugs and are against casual sex. When you join straight edge, you got to know your not priving yourself! You're just living the way you think is right.
Fuck fake asses who tarnish Straight Edge by saying "I can't do drugs"
A real straight edge should say "I don't want to do drugs"
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