Sand Squid

A girl who runs with her arms and legs flailing (similar to a giraffe). Usually she is very bubbly and talkative.

That Cleo, she's a sand squid!

by bigcatface September 16, 2009

Der Squid

A. One's best friend who is a girl.

B. A very silly and bubbly girl
C. A german Squid
d. An exclamation of silliness

Der Squid is my best friend
Der Squid is so silly.
DER SQUID! blub blub

by Der Bobby December 14, 2010

dry squid

A term to describe a retired vagina

Dude, Mrs. Nancy? She's dry squid man. Nobody's visited explored her caverns since the Age of Exploration

by Neuroticqt March 21, 2016

spicy squid

when you put hot sauce on your droopy penis then receive a blow job

michael will never get a spicy squid because no one loves him

by epicpants12345 March 7, 2017

fat squid

A kind and Caring person with an excessive eating habit. Generally Very Unintelligent. Taking Credit for Random Coincidences

"You did nothing you fat squid!"said the man when his partner took credit for saving the day

by motherfuhrer August 21, 2017

bearded squid

When your drunk buddy goes down to Naples, FL and picks up a 57 year old devorcee to her $1mm+ home and you throw up in her master bathroom and ruin the planned three sim and then just the eat her out the rest of the night.

Hey Andy took that GIILF back to Pelican Bay and gave her the bearded squid.

by toomuchfist May 5, 2018

naughty squid

The naughty squid is a move In witch the man straddles his woman while she is on her back. She then takes his manhood in her mouth. As this is happening, the man must then lean back and use his fingers to pleasure his lady friend.

Man, I walked in on my cousin and his lady doing the naughty squid and it scarred me for life!

by RecklessCowboyflirtmisterTim July 30, 2018