Spoon

A spoon is someone that is horny, a simp, or someone that does many other things that make them not a chad.

Damn, that guy named "cummywhitesocks" on discord is a real spoon.

by ChaddestChad November 26, 2022

Spoons

A game where you drive past a negro, scream YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER!!!!!!! And throw and spoon at them. And if you don’t hit them with the spoon, you have to get out, pick it up, and try to hit them again.

Hey John, wanna go to Compton and play spoons?

by Nigga killa March 16, 2023

Spoon

A terrible insult that has the potential to incapasitate ten men with its vulgarity and its shame

Shut up ya spoon
*shits themselves with pure shame*

by Multipleassortmentofbeans October 8, 2019

tapping spoons

(verb.) hyper focusing on a task to an autistic degree. This is often seen when using the Animedoro technique for multiple hours for multiple days/weeks for a single task such as studying for an exam or certification.

Friend: "Hey. I haven't seen much of you lately outside of class the past week. What's up?"
You: "Hey. I've been tapping spoons studying for this certification. I'll be finished this Friday."

by A Common Guy January 17, 2025

Gag a maggot with a spoon.

It means well.

Girl 1: "Did you break up with your boyfriend?"

Girl 2: "No, he said he was sorry for forgetting my birthday."

Girl 1: "Gag a maggot with a spoon."

by Kayaluki!!! October 24, 2009

ambi-spoon

ambi-spoon is where the spooner is either a little spoon or a big spoon

"i am a ambi-spoon, but if you want me to be a big spoon i can."

by Einstam February 3, 2021

Ginger Spoon

A TALL ginger man who shoves spoons in there ass while there getting their chode touched

I have seen it once it's terrifying

I'll be Ginger Spooning tonight

by Vcdf March 19, 2025