shrimp splash

When you're washing dishes at the sink, and some water hits you - getting your middle all wet.

I didn't piss myself, that's just some shrimp splash.

by thathandleisalreadyinuse123 August 19, 2019

Back splat

A fictional event promoted by the Walla Walla wine industry. These so called professionals reference a ‘back splat’ event that involved a Montana-originated flood that crashed against a basalt ridges and caused a rush of water into the Walla Walla region.

Lynne meant to describe a bath tub effect of what happened in the floods from 12,000 years ago but her petite verdot consumption led her to describe a back splat, which coincidentally Britt left in the men’s room.

by clermontboy September 14, 2019

Chu splash with no chu

When a nigger throws up on fortnite and you u throw a chu splash then then the chu goes away so it becomes a (splash)

I got the chu splash with no chu

by Joe kongq May 26, 2020

Chu splash with no chu

When a black man from the hood throws a chu splash

Chu splash with no chu

by Joe kongq May 26, 2020

Calgary splash

you cum on her wrist then you slap her arm with your dick and get her to catch it her mouth

CAN YOU DO A CALGARY SPLASH?

by the cum gun June 16, 2020

Curb splash

When your friend gets super drunk and ends up pooping on your other friends curb and then his neighbor comes over and says “do you know this guy” and you say ya but you don’t realize that your friends neighbor doesn’t know how to tell you that your other friend pooped on his curb and his daughter saw him pooping

Hey Darren did you curb splash again?

by Curb splatter July 31, 2020

No Splash, No Gash

The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)

Toilet salesman: "No Splash, No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."

by Bigby89 September 7, 2020