by CaptainKill November 21, 2010
Get the Caterpillar Smash mug.A song made by Tobuscus in 2006 that he deleted (unknown why) it's on YouTube still because someone re uploaded it. He said in a vlog that it was a new song he was working on.
I'm so very strong
I'm a very strong man
My work out consists
Of crushing nails with my hand
I must have been conceived
By some kind of a boulder
Like a rock from Stone Henge
Leaned up on the shoulder
Of the rock next to it
And one thing lead to the next
So basically I'm the product
Of two rocks having sex
It's the only explanation
For my formidable pecks
I can crush a brick between them
All I gotta do is flex
I'm built like a robot
Out of rise of the machines
But why? I don't know
The secret lies in my genes
To help me concentrate
I crush a can on my face
And decide the time has come
For me to finally trace
The branches of my family tree
To its trunk in the past
And at last explain
This sweet, stone-chiselled ass
I surfed the net to find the
Most efficient family tracker
It racks up my relatives
Lumberjacks and linebackers
I go back generations
And hold my breath in suspense
When I see my origin
It all begins to make sense
I finally understand
These genes I'm carrying
Apparently I descended from Bonar
The Barbarian
"Bonar smash!"
He would allegedly say
Before he headbutted
Everything that got in his way
(NOT ENTIRE SONG)
I'm a very strong man
My work out consists
Of crushing nails with my hand
I must have been conceived
By some kind of a boulder
Like a rock from Stone Henge
Leaned up on the shoulder
Of the rock next to it
And one thing lead to the next
So basically I'm the product
Of two rocks having sex
It's the only explanation
For my formidable pecks
I can crush a brick between them
All I gotta do is flex
I'm built like a robot
Out of rise of the machines
But why? I don't know
The secret lies in my genes
To help me concentrate
I crush a can on my face
And decide the time has come
For me to finally trace
The branches of my family tree
To its trunk in the past
And at last explain
This sweet, stone-chiselled ass
I surfed the net to find the
Most efficient family tracker
It racks up my relatives
Lumberjacks and linebackers
I go back generations
And hold my breath in suspense
When I see my origin
It all begins to make sense
I finally understand
These genes I'm carrying
Apparently I descended from Bonar
The Barbarian
"Bonar smash!"
He would allegedly say
Before he headbutted
Everything that got in his way
(NOT ENTIRE SONG)
by Audience member June 9, 2013
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(n.) - a complete ladies man; a manwhore
- the epitome of a true manly man
- someone who can knock down brick wall with just his pinky
(v.) to be fully enraged by something trivial
- the epitome of a true manly man
- someone who can knock down brick wall with just his pinky
(v.) to be fully enraged by something trivial
by anon87674 September 5, 2013
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by jay bonerowski 40hdr February 22, 2014
Get the sag smash mug.Any variation of a drinking game involving the Super Smash Bros. video game for the N64 game console by Nintendo.
Drinking after a death (or kill for a handicap) is the only almost universal rule.
But there is only one true rule: N64 version only.
For playing this game while using the game's sequels for later game consoles, see "I should have been aborted"
Drinking after a death (or kill for a handicap) is the only almost universal rule.
But there is only one true rule: N64 version only.
For playing this game while using the game's sequels for later game consoles, see "I should have been aborted"
"You guys want to go play Super Smashed Bros. at Jerry's later"
"He only has a Gamecube, that cockmonger should have been aborted if he thinks that's 'Smashed Bros.'"
"He only has a Gamecube, that cockmonger should have been aborted if he thinks that's 'Smashed Bros.'"
by omfgireallydontcare June 25, 2016
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Me:No, Lets Play Super Mario 3D World!
Then Me and Henry Fighted
LuigiMember1 vs Henry!....
To be continued.........
Me:No, Lets Play Super Mario 3D World!
Then Me and Henry Fighted
LuigiMember1 vs Henry!....
To be continued.........
by LuigiMember1! May 19, 2016
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by Madelinska July 11, 2016
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