jiz shirt

A shirt that a boy uses to masturbate on.

mother: What is this shirt that's all stuck together that I found under Cody's bed? father: Oh God don't touch it! It's Cody's jiz shirt. We'll just throw it away. mother: That's nasty. What's wrong with him? father: He's just lazy.

by jimmybomm February 15, 2022

Royallea Shirt

A shirt featuring the iconic Royallea symbol which signals to others the wearer is strong, independent, and valuable.
Often nicknamed a Lea' or RS.

Fuck Boys, Thirsty dude, Broke Boys, should especially watch out for her at the club.

Cody: You should totally bang that chick over there dude; she looks easy.
William: Don't you see that? She's wearing a Royallea Shirt bro!
Cody: Oh shit... That means she's not easy to get... Nvm lol

*In Club*
Kyle: Hey girl, wanna drink? How about a dance? Or a kiss?

Annabelle: Peep the Lea'.
Kyle: Oh shit... sry.

by SmartLion7 March 12, 2019

Change my shirt

Masturbate

When you need an excuse to leave the room to pop the weasel you can indicate that your shirt is dirty and needs to be changed. Hence, "I need to Change My Shirt." They'll never know.

by Eat Wild November 16, 2023

like a dirty shirt

Nothing will keep me from vacation. Dirty shirts are going to happen. So is my going on vacation.

Off I go on vacation like a dirty shirt!

by Llife August 31, 2017

brown shirt

a girl who is basic, brown shirt comes from the game 2k when “brown shirt” is the starting skin

girl: i’m just a girl
boy: girl stfu you a brown shirt girl

by breadgetta6789 February 4, 2024

poop shirt

What you get for not lifting your shirt out of the crapper when you take a dump.

Evan didn't pull up his shirt when he went to go take a crap so it got all over his shirt. Now he's walking around with poop shirt.

by Meenuh April 15, 2014

Pussy shirt

A shirt in a guy’s wardrobe that he chooses to wear when he hopes to score hot pussy. Typically, a pussy shirt is several levels nicer than the average of all the shirts he owns.

“Hey, Marc your shirt has no wrinkles and makes you look decent for once. That has to be your pussy shirt”

by PilsnerUrquell May 12, 2019