tossing salad

Having your salad tossed means having your asshole eaten out with syrup or jelly; syrup is generally preferred. This is usually done as initiation for someone that wants to score some drugs in jail, or by sexually depraved people.

-"Have you seen the new boy in cell block D? I'ma make him my bitch; he'll be tossing salads by the end of the week!"
-"Mary is a freak in bed; last night she tossed my salad!"

by Chris Rock June 15, 2003

side salad

A side Salad is a female whom you would like to have cheeky, no strings attached sex with

"0o0o look at that side salad, I just wana stick it in her shitter"

by Jack87 June 14, 2008

fruit salad

1)A large group of gays.

2)A mixture of different types of chopped fruit, usually served in a bowl.

1)That fruit salad sure looks nice!

2)That fruit salad sure looks nice!

by iThink February 23, 2008

Salad Eater

A guy who eats out a girls asshole.

I would never be a salad eater, licking a girls asshole is gross.

by Caliee August 6, 2006

salad with ranch

start out by having some bitch shit on your stomach, and after this, make her jack you off, until you jizz all over her shit. watch this bitch eat it off of you, and then return the favor.

"i had my bitch eat some nuts before performing the salad with ranch, it gave us some nice krutons."

by ballcuzzi April 20, 2005

Salad

It's what food eats

What's that girl doing??! Salad is what food eats!

by lampface5 January 2, 2011

Chicken Salad

When at least three dudes whack-off into a can of chicken chunks, making what would normally be chicken salad, but instead of mayonnaise, it is replaced with the jizzim of the three or more dudes.

Hey Ian, you should come over tonight, Joel and I are gonna make some hott nasty chicken salad.

by WaynoMack November 18, 2011