put her two cents

to give your opinion in a conversation, often when it is not wanted

She always has to put her two cents worth in! Why can't she just keep quiet?

by yeganehaym November 22, 2013

To put the team on your back

Agreeing to go with your bro on a double date in order to boost his game, knowing full well that your date will be a loud, ugly, obnoxious whore.

Josh: "Dude will you come on this double date with me? I need you to put the team on your back."
Ben: "Again?"
Josh: "Yep... your dog-face date has a ravenous pussy known to growl in public. But I need you man."
Ben: "Alright..."

by Bear Bandit November 22, 2011

Put a bun on my head

Code for getting yourself off, then going to sleep right after.

Ted: I’m going home to put a bun on my head.

Harold: nice, I might throw one on too.

by Jbottom January 11, 2020

put my life on the line

(usually yours) it's like literally risking your life to do something extremely crucial.

If my prank made the Alien to destroy the Earth, then I'd put my life on the line to save it.

by Bronze Scurbe December 06, 2016

put your thing down

Stop what you're doing; quit messing around

"Put your thing down! We're gonna be late for church!"

by gravyloaf October 07, 2007

you put the std in stud

A stud that has an std that fucks a lot of girls.

"You fucked my bestfriend and came to me? You put the std in stud!"

by URAWESOME September 05, 2011

[put her shit on blast]

to spread someone else's business around without consent to one or more person, usually a large group of people

After Avey told Angela that she slept with Bryan. Angela drunken told everyone at a party. Jassen exclaimed "Damn, Angela put her shit on blast!"

by JaneSmith007 November 18, 2006