Ass Puddles

The butt mark your butt makes when it's really sweaty after running (Cross Country, Track, etc.) and you sit down on concrete/cement.

Dude, look at those massive ass puddles.

by assmanbill September 2, 2010

The Puddin Pop

A sex activity that involves the bottom (inclusive to all genders but preferred if male) shits into an ice tray (delicacy better served frozen). The bottom asks "would you like a puddin pop?" (Better in a bill cosby manner) and then the other person eats it.

"Would you like a puddin pop?" *shits in tray*

"Yes I would love The Puddin Pop"

by Virginity snatcher December 7, 2019

Nervous Pudding

The act of bringing a woman to orgasm without physical touch.

The lyrics were so smooth that they gave her nervous pudding.

by NpGtRisT February 7, 2021

twistin a puddle

Twisting a pipe full of ice or any other drug for a bigger hit.

I walked in on my boss twistin a puddle on her break.

by Big Ian January 14, 2008

Kentucky Mud Puddle

The basic concept of inserting water via enema or spray bottle into an anal facility the proceeding to penetrate the anus with a penis whilst the recipient squirts water out, creating a dirty water splash affectionately known as the Kentucky Mud Puddle.

Tina was down to clown, so I gave her a Kentucky Mud Puddle... No regrets but I do need all new bedding.

by Tommy2Straws April 5, 2017

Pudalicious

Pudalicious is an adjective that describes someone who posts ignorant definitions of slang on sites such as UrbanDictionary.com and Youradumbassgotohell.com

"You pudalicious bastard"

by Goosealopalus May 13, 2005

Puddi

A dangerous hallucinogenic which inspires fits of a surreal experience, After mixing the proper blend of advil, niquil and a touch of vicodyn, Puddi has a similar effect to mushrooms, to which many users replied when questioned, "Feels good man". Overuse of this drug causes the brain to degrade and slowly rot while keeping the user in an comatose state while still being consciously awake while not in control of his or her actions. Puddi is incredibly dangerous and should not be used, however it is tragically easy to make by the common teen, and easily mistaken by children as other medicines.

Person 1: Hey man, want to go out tonight? I made some puddi!

Person 2: Aw hell no man. That stuff's messed up!

by BlackHawk6123 December 7, 2010