Slang used in bed to represent the large surface area of the male genital to communicate to females of the large one pound male genital.
Kate: (hot young blonde) "Hi what can I give you for the day."
Jaek: "I would like the hot young blondie."
Kate: "Stoooooop it."
Jaek: "No seriously, I want that hot blondie oyu know the drink you know."
Kate: "How would you like it?"
Jaek: "One pound cup with a sprinkle of cream, just like mah dick pound."
*she blushes*
Jaek: "I would like the hot young blondie."
Kate: "Stoooooop it."
Jaek: "No seriously, I want that hot blondie oyu know the drink you know."
Kate: "How would you like it?"
Jaek: "One pound cup with a sprinkle of cream, just like mah dick pound."
*she blushes*
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Get the Pounding mug.Was a regional tournament for SSBM and SSBU held in Laurel, Maryland. This was the first tournament in the series since Pound 2016 in said year, so it reinvigorated interest in Pound as a series.
For Melee, Team Liquid's Hungrybox, the best Jigglypuff in the world, won the tournament over former rival, Cloud9's Mang0, a Falco/Fox McCloud main, from Losers Bracket, managing to reset the bracket with a 3-1 and a 3-0 in both sets respectively. After winning, an unknown spectator threw a raw crab at Hungrybox, prompting him to get frustrated. It has since become an inside joke within his community.
For Ultimate, now-retired/banned player Ally, a Mario/Solid Snake main won over Myran, an Olimar main.
The tournament saw 451 entrants for Melee singles and a high 802 entrants for Ultimate singles, rendering Pound 2019 as a major tournament for both games.
For some trivia,
-A Mr. Game & Watch player, Qerb, managed to place a notable 25th in Melee singles, being eliminated by Zain and PewPewU, both Marth players (though he did take a game off of the latter).
-The aforementioned crab that was thrown at Hungrybox, sub-humorously, had its own seat prior to the throwing.
-One of the big competitors for Ultimate singles, ESAM, lost only to Peach players, along with getting beaten 10-1 by Samsora, a Peach main.
For Melee, Team Liquid's Hungrybox, the best Jigglypuff in the world, won the tournament over former rival, Cloud9's Mang0, a Falco/Fox McCloud main, from Losers Bracket, managing to reset the bracket with a 3-1 and a 3-0 in both sets respectively. After winning, an unknown spectator threw a raw crab at Hungrybox, prompting him to get frustrated. It has since become an inside joke within his community.
For Ultimate, now-retired/banned player Ally, a Mario/Solid Snake main won over Myran, an Olimar main.
The tournament saw 451 entrants for Melee singles and a high 802 entrants for Ultimate singles, rendering Pound 2019 as a major tournament for both games.
For some trivia,
-A Mr. Game & Watch player, Qerb, managed to place a notable 25th in Melee singles, being eliminated by Zain and PewPewU, both Marth players (though he did take a game off of the latter).
-The aforementioned crab that was thrown at Hungrybox, sub-humorously, had its own seat prior to the throwing.
-One of the big competitors for Ultimate singles, ESAM, lost only to Peach players, along with getting beaten 10-1 by Samsora, a Peach main.
"Nair comes down, aggressively, oh, wait, and there it is! And Hungrybox..."
"HBox is your Pound 2019 Smash Bros Melee champion. What a run from him to come from Losers and take that..."
"Finally climbing his way down there, man! 21%..."
"Okay, nice dash attack and--HA--OH MY GOD!"
"HBox is your Pound 2019 Smash Bros Melee champion. What a run from him to come from Losers and take that..."
"Finally climbing his way down there, man! 21%..."
"Okay, nice dash attack and--HA--OH MY GOD!"
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Being the only person/group of people stood at the bar waiting to be served while the bartender/dosy blonde barmaid is checking his/her e-mails and/or facebook, completely oblivious to his/her waiting patrons.
Being the only person/group of people stood at the bar waiting to be served while the bartender/dosy blonde barmaid is checking his/her e-mails and/or facebook, completely oblivious to his/her waiting patrons.
Steve: "Barkeep, oh barkeep... We're in need of some intoxicants... STAT!"
Sarah: "Tell me about it. Ya Can't get a penny for a pound round 'ere mate!"
Sarah: "Tell me about it. Ya Can't get a penny for a pound round 'ere mate!"
by robotmafia October 5, 2010
Get the Penny For A Pound mug.When a team is winning, by a lot, they run a play allowing the big guys, who normally never get a chance to run the ball, to run the ball in for a touchdown.
The play is normally developed on the fly, and is done, not to score points, but to put on a great show for the fans, and in high school ball, to give the guys who have never held the ball a great story to tell.
The play is normally developed on the fly, and is done, not to score points, but to put on a great show for the fans, and in high school ball, to give the guys who have never held the ball a great story to tell.
Yeah, we were winning 56 to 7 at the half, so we put our defensive tackle in to run the ball. When he got it, our defensive ends ran with him. I swear to God the ground was shaking as they ran down the field. It really was a thousand pound touchdown.
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