Pie porker

Some sick fuck who sticks his dick in all his friends pies. And poots while doing it.

I caught Fart, the pie porking bandit sticking his dick in all my pies! What a pie porker!

by Fart fart poot November 3, 2019

Penis Pie

The yummiest type of pie ever. The one rule with it is that you never ask whose penis is in it

"When I eat my penis pie mummy, I like to munch on the balls and lick the purple mushroomheads"

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

Pussynut Pie

It's not what it sounds like, but it's still something you eat

I devoured the Pussynut Pie after the kids went to sleep

by That Fat Furry Is Scary October 15, 2023

Pizza Pie

That pussy

Let me taste that pizza pie

by Sexy cat March 2, 2021

Pedo-pie

A combination of the terms "Pedophile" and "cream pie". No further clarification should be necessary.

"Timmy, would you please show the court on this doll where Mr. Goldstein touched you."
Timmy: *Points to doll's asshole*
Timmy's Father: "YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! YOU FUCKING PEDO-PIED MY 5 YEAR OLD SON!!! YOU'RE GONNA FRY!"

by Lavadog84 December 12, 2018

Googlie-Pie

A pie made of peaches and baked in the sewer

“Do you want a Googlie-Pie sweetie?”

by Mary joe wilson January 24, 2020

Moon Pie

When a someone ejaculates in someones anus.

Cream pies are old school, give me a moon pie.

by Loohoo23 February 5, 2021