Crab

The best creature

damn thats a lot of crabs, I would never eat them. Their the best animal

by CrabsAreTheBest August 3, 2021

crab tarts

a female with extreme unpleasant pubic aroma

When I went down on Vanessa, she had some serious crab tarts.

by Big Daddy D Williams January 12, 2009

Crabbed

Crabbed: Derived from the left/right approach /flee motion of crabs; also associated with "crab walk" (an intimidating, agressive approach delivered by felines (cats) where they appear to be larger by puffing their coat out and walk sideways toward their intended target, mostly associated with the term to come at someone sideways.

"Man, I wuz at da club just chillin' an DeAndre an his bitch crabbed up on startin' some mothafuckin' bullshit I ain't even had nothin' to do wiff".

by BCALZ March 26, 2021

crab aids

There's no good way to say this, crab aids is coming for all of us. There is no cure and it can not be stopped. the best thing you can do for your family is spread awareness and hope you die quickly

yo andrew i just wanted to inform you that last wednesday before we had gay sex i met a crab at the beach and we made sweet sweet gay crab love, and well i just got tested and i have crab aids.

by crab aids enjoyer September 13, 2023

horny crabs

a person who gets nasty with their lover when they are hard, but you arent there to get it.

we were about to hook up til he got horny crabs, and decided he didnt like it after all.

by mopinko September 13, 2022

Crabs

Its like pubic lice on your dong hair. It can be pointed out super easily like if you have a small mustache you have crabs.
If you dont have muscles you have crabs. If your not single you have crabs. Common in people named jacob

HEY LOOK THAT GUY HAS CRABS

by NotAwkward July 25, 2019

Crab Fest Moment

A moment when rich dads talk about how sexy their daughter’s look while eating at Red Lobster

Employee: Man, that table was a total crab fest moment. They were talking about their daughters in some leather.

by Sketchymunk December 2, 2020