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twitter off

1. polite or not so polite way of telling someone to go do something else.

2. fuck off, shag off, wank off, get the fuck out, take a hike, get lost, scram, go diddle on your computer, beat it.
1. At the very moment Newman reached the fever pitch of agitating Kramer with trivial nonsense, Cosmo bellowed, "twitter off", turned his back and slammed the door.

2. Sammie ranted and raved and prevaricated until his host gnashed his teeth and suggested, "TWITTER OFF" in a low and menacing voice.
by gruntlestiltskin July 3, 2009
mugGet the twitter offmug.

peed off

another word for pissed off, but in a kind nice way :)
1. im so peed off man its not even funny...
2. he looks peed off
by Chet and Josh November 5, 2004
mugGet the peed offmug.

Jack Off

To masturbate.
Can also be used to unexpectedly shock people.
Grandma caught her 15 year-old grandson jacking off (masturbating) and she passed out, had a massive heart attack and died.
by chikillanto August 22, 2003
mugGet the Jack Offmug.

Boner Off

When guys compete to see who gets to fuck a broad, the guy with the longest and fattest dick wins
MOCO always wins the Boner Off!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007
mugGet the Boner Offmug.

off the hook

Off the hook is actually a modernization of a series of slang words. Closely related to off the chain, there refering to something being so "fresh" and "new" that its literally right off the store shelf. (started in reference to clothes, the hangar being the hook)
Them shoes are off the hook dog.
by DK Kaytan October 6, 2004
mugGet the off the hookmug.

get it off

1. to have an orgasm

2. to copulate

3. to masturbate
He is in his room getting it off.
by Light Joker September 5, 2005
mugGet the get it offmug.

fuck-off

This is distinct from the imperative "Fuck off!" You try to say it as one word with the emphasis on the "fuck". This word has a couple of uses in Australia:

1. To qualify an adjective, if something is REALLY big or REALLY brightly coloured, for example, then you slide "fuck-off" in somewhere. This is also used in the UK and is seen in the movie Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels: "Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck-off shiny ones."

2. Another term for insect repellent.
1. My sister's new car is bright fuck-off yellow.

2. These fucking flies are shitting me. Anyone got some fuck-off?
by Choda Boy 57 September 8, 2006
mugGet the fuck-offmug.

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