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Mean business

To be completely serious about something.
Alice: Here comes Charlie. Wait, what is he doing with that chainsaw?
Bob: Uh oh. I hope he doesn't mean business.
by MalumLibrum958 September 20, 2023
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busy

man's best friend

silmultaneously signifying the massive burden of worldly work on his shoulders, while all applications cover up for shooting his shot with multiple women
by thedivinegoddesse July 30, 2021
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Business babies

It refers to getting a loan from a bank.
The bank didn’t give me a business babies. I can’t buy the house now.
by Sacteachetti April 19, 2024
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Sitting in Business

The opposite of standing in business. To shit where you eat, so to speak. Instead of taking responsibility and stepping up to the plate, this word describes someone who shirks responsibility and, instead, sits in their own feces like an infant child.
Mortgage payment was due and my son was hungry so I had no choice but to Stand on Business. However, I’ve opted to sit in business (sitting in business), and the bank is coming in the morning to reposess our home.
by Shaboinked December 11, 2023
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Business Mode

The term "Business Mode" is a short way of telling people that you are gonna really focus attention on getting laid, often used by people that don't get a lot of sex and are looking to "Full business mode".

Often used by people that watch the TV series "The Inbetweeners" by referring to the episode from season 1 known as "Bunking off" where Jay states "Bollocks! I'll take care of the kid while you take care of the business. Mm. Business."
John: You need to get laid man, your still a virgin too aye?
Dave: Yeah, yeah I am but I'm gonna go into full business mode this year boss
John: Too deadly
by Dogwallet6996 March 3, 2017
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Business Phone

When in the stage of talking on snapchat with 20 or more girls your phone is classified as the term Business Phone. Just snapping and not trying to get anywhere but merely sending pictures of your face back and forth is not a Business Phone. Your end goal most of the time is to get as much sex from different girls as possible (Annino method). In some cases you are narrowing down the possibility to who you want to date (Leavitt method).

What is the talking stage?

The talking stage is when both parties are interested in each other they have gone on a date or two, and yet they both still want to explore their options before picking theirs.

Both methods use the talking stage in different ways.

The Leavitt Method uses it as getting to know the girl and flirt and see how she responds and the male wants to pursue a future with them.

The Annino Method used it as a way to make the girl feel safe and then she opens up and soon enough the male has gotten his dick wet and they aren’t even in a relationship.

WARNING: The Business Phone is a cruel business and not meant for the mental stability of some people.

saying this for legal reasons.

I do not condone anyone trying what is said in this definition.
Jarret has girls at his house every night. I heard his Business Phone is bigger than 100 girls
by Patrick McMurphy August 12, 2021
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the error Urban Dictionary gives you when you try to search up anything that isn't a letter or a number
*searches up "!"*
Urban Dictionary: Urban Dictionary is busy right now
by nlolhere January 3, 2022
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