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speed simp

One who has a seemingly unhealthy obsession of going as fast as humanly possible.
"Jordan ran the workout too fast."

"That fucking speed simp."
by JordanlsDead December 3, 2020
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speed scrolling

When you find yourself looking for an email sent weeks ago and have to to gather momentum by scrolling down really fast on the keyboard.
I was looking for that email from Kyle from 2 months ago it took ages.

You should try speed scrolling, I can get to the bottom of my email in 10secondst
by Laranna:) September 12, 2013
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speed Bump

speed Bump is a guy from Leicestershire who's been hit by a car 3 times up to now with minor injuries and often has no second thoughts about useing his fists. speed Bump will often think hes invincible or just the greatest person to ever live speed Bump can either be calm or a prick to you it all depends on how you treat him.
jhon/ yo bro you heard

Kaine/ about what

jhon/ speed Bump and his guys band that Roons guy from parks for being a nonce twat and mans called the pigs

Kaine/ ye i hured my man got away with it you know

John/ thats a madness g tho still
by Dr speed bump November 27, 2019
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Speed Bump

A person who is always in the way, always slowing down others around them. Examples: The person who writes a check at the grocery store, waiting until the cashier gives them the total before even beginning to write the check; the person doing the speed limit in the passing lane, holding up traffic and forcing everyone to pass them on the right; the person ahead of you in line at a government office who can't fill out a simple form, and takes 10 minutes for the clerk to serve instead of the normal 30 seconds.
I got stuck behind a speed bump at the grocery store yesterday. Asshole wrote a check and waited until their groceries were rung up before even starting to write the check.
by Crackhead Sam June 27, 2020
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Speed Runner

A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big headed sometimes and think they are the shit, and become a dick head.
Flippy: hey do you speed runner of the Super Mario 64
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl
by jkfdnoen4o3nonfr June 20, 2016
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SPEED BUMP

I thought I hit a speed bump until it started screaming
by JakePersonYT September 4, 2019
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speed

speed is a nigger
by anonymous February 2, 2022
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