Volley My Balls

The act of volleying between one testicle to the other with your tongue.

Not only did she wet my whistle, but she went a little lower to Volley My Balls.

by Greenman69 July 26, 2010

Cried my balls out

Just like bawling ou eyes out....but not...
Usually used for when men cry

Man 1: Soo.. yesterday I saw Red Dog. It was pretty good.

Man 2: GOOD??!! It was sooo sad that I cried my balls out!!

by jlowi September 7, 2011

i need to find my backpack

code for "i need to take a crap". it's the new #2, essentially.

based off in a popular sitcom when a boy was trying to lie to his friends saying he was looking for backpack while he was really taking a poo

Guy 1: "Dude, you look uncomfortable."
Guy 2: "Yeah, we need to go home real quick."
Girls: "Why?"
Guy 2: "I need to find my backpack."
Guy 1: "Ohh... yeah, let's go."
Girls: "Now?"

by WallyDetroit March 30, 2009

monkey on my back

dealing with a drug problem

"i'm trying to kick this drug habit but there's a monkey on my back"

by bigronnis December 12, 2016

My best friend

He is my best friend and will be forever. He makes me feel happy, special and so much more. I don’t want to life with out him anymore and when he’s not here anymore or not my best friend there is no reason left for me to life. He is literally my world and I love him so much more than anything else I can’t describe how much I love him. I was in a very dark hole and he saved me. When I lose him I will lose my world and my self

Moritz ich hab dich so unnormal lieb und du bist my best friend

by Moli2019 November 3, 2020

My Birthday

Any day in which your girlfriend will let you have anal sex with her. Can be used in past, present and future tenses.

Dude, I bought my girlfriend this awesome choclate browine, and in return it was my birthday!

by theoRidGEinal November 21, 2011

Living My Best Life

Circa 2020: Prior to the Pandemic of COVID-19, arrogant young people born in what were called the millennial or gen z generations held this belief they were invincible and could not be prevented from living the life they imagined, and a virus was not going to stop them. Unfortunately for them, it was a great awakening.

Whatever, I'm still going to Spring Break, only corona I'm getting is on Cinco de Mayo bros! Living my best life!!!

by Brad McBradster March 19, 2020