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im a motherfucker

when you have to give someone a gift but you hate them so you get them a word mug that says im a motherfucker
here is a word mug that says "im a motherfucker"
by zevenate9 May 15, 2018
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Dip me in mothafucking ranch

When someone is being very very negative and you want to express your feelings to the group but exclude that one person, you yell dip me in ranch
Mick was being super negative so I looked at Eli and just yelled Dip Me In mothafucking Ranch
by Me Hoy Minoy January 27, 2020
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Suck yah mother

Vulgar - very strong curse term in Caribbean cultures.
Go suck yah mother!

Ah fool you take badman for?
by Tropical Rythms December 6, 2021
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Babylon the Great(Mother of harlots and of Earths Abominations)

other name for the Vatican.
from a bible verse(revelation 17)
Babylon the Great(Mother of Harlots and of Earths Abominations)is a huge mystery in the biblical book of Revelations
by Scholar Easton March 21, 2022
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Corny ass mother fucker

When Someone gets an entire corn cob stuck in their ass
by Onion2097 August 26, 2022
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An exceedingly excellent "your mother" joke.

A humorous joke to be told to your closest acquaintances, should you get bored.
Greetings. My name is Beef, and today I would like to present an exceedingly excellent "your mother" joke. I will now begin.

Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, onset type 2 diabetes, hypertension and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression, because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention, but your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time.

I hope whoever has just read this enjoyed the humorous "your mother" joke. Thank you for your time, and have a blessed day.
by RealMr.SpyCrab1 September 16, 2022
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The sanity of your mother

Something that you ponder while you sing a stupid song about the man behind the slughter
Since you've been gone
I've been singing this stupid song
So I could ponder
The sanity of your mother
by FreddyFazbore October 3, 2023
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