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boiler monkey

boiler monkey is a Boilermaker a Boilermaker is Anyone who works in the boiler construction or repair trade or A member of the International Brotherhood of Boilermakers, Iron Ship Builders, Blacksmiths, Forgers and Helpers
by misfit138 June 12, 2009
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Crease monkey

An urban professional who continually re-wears suit pants to work every day, but fails to iron them, thereby creating a proliferation of creases behind the knees and alerting everyone nearby to the fact that this person is a crease monkey.

A crease monkey will also tend to have poor hygiene and wear outdated clothing. They tend to be social introverts as they have no real friends to point out to them that they smell, their clothes are outdated and they have tons of creases behind their knees.
"Wow, look at that ugly green suit, what is that from 1981?"

"Haha, probably. I don't think he's had it pressed since 1981 either, what a crease monkey."

"Total crease monkey. I bet he smells."
by jpc1 December 7, 2009
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monkeys fly

WOW! Look at Theo.....Maybe monkeys fly!
by Cornholio88472388345 July 11, 2006
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rum and monkey

A website that is full of stuff to do when you are bored. Or need to laugh.
Kid A :I just did the pop quiz on rum and monkey! I'm so not bored now!

Parent : No one cares, quit life.
by Moon Biscuit May 4, 2005
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fuzz monkey

A slang word for cops. Originated in the Boston Area. See also Po Ninja
Break up the party! The fuzz monkeys are here!
by Sam Dibble August 26, 2008
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Grind Monkey

Has two meanings:
1. Someone with a low level desk-job who relentlessly works 9-5, similar to jobsworth
2. Someone who 'grinds' endlessly on World of Warcraft or any other MMO.
1. "Damn grind monkeys made a huge queue in the post office on their lunch break"

2. "He's playing again? Man he's such a grind moneky"
by Nihilelevant January 13, 2009
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Monkey Chode

Monkey chode is a small but wide hairy dick, owned by a man called Geraint, it started when geraint said that his dick was the largest primate. Someone can also have a monkeys chode if they go around on halloween dressed as a banana.
Man: hey guys, what G is the largest primate?

Geriant: My dick!!

Man: haha…you have a Monkey Chode!
by tim twatsiel November 25, 2014
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