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The Minternet

The Minternet is what chavs call the internet.

In the native language of Chavadonia mint means good along with propa nice, well good and bangin, innit.

It is not dissimilar to The Munternet} in spelling yet means a totally different thing.

The main minternet sites sell cheap fake jewelry and clothing at discount prices. It is all stolen.
Orite mayte, you know da internet?

Yer Mayte, its bangin innit,

I think its dat mint we iz gunna call it The Minternet Innit
by Hamie Jouse May 18, 2008
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2 Minutes Off

girl - hahahaha babe u look funny
guy- dats it, 2 minutes off.
by JUSKALO September 26, 2008
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When someone experiences the sensation of fully going through a phase in literally a matter of minutes or hours.
joe: woah.
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He better get a job, or I'm gonna boot him out in a hotshit minute!
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A drinking game centered around the contemporary classic sitcom Friends.

Participants are recommend to use a lower-percentage drink (i.e. lager or cider), and while watching an episode of Friends, each participant must continuously swig their drink (chug) while Ross is on screen. The game lasts for the first eight minutes of the episode, hence "Eight Minutes of Ross."

Participants must drink regardless of how much of Ross is on screen. Even if just his elbow or the top of his head is on screen, participants must drink.
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"Dude! That was a joe-minute! You need a new watch!"
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