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mayooraan

Mayooraan is a great friend, who always has your back at all times. He is very funny and his humor gets your entire friend group laughing! He's also a ladies man ;) If you are in a class with a Mayooraan, always expect some kind of sarcasm here and there! Overall a great person to know and definitely someone to make your best friend!
Do you know that guy? Yeah, that's Mayooraan. Jheez Jheez!
by grade10mediaartsclass May 2, 2018
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mayonnaise clitoris

When you're having sex with a girl who's easy to spread and you make her cream so much that her genital area resembles a mayonnaise spread.
Guy 1- Tell me about that girl you met the other night!

Guy2- I ended up taking her home and it turns out she's one of those mayonnaise clitoris types!
by Mayo Sammich May 9, 2018
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mayonnaise cough

A hearty cough that produces a large amount of phlegm with the appearance and consistency of mayonnaise.
He politely covered his mouth with one hand when he coughed; unfortunately, it was a mayonnaise cough.
by HorsebusterPRIME May 9, 2018
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mayom

Mayom is that one Tall, Dark, and Ugly nigga, but he already know that. He still got yo back if you ever actually need it or your more of a friend to him than the other person you beefin wit. No joke though he will act stupid, but really he knows whats going on and is humble most of the time, and tries not to hurt any feelings while he at it.
Mayom is that tall, dark dude.
by CookieDealer March 20, 2018
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mayonnaise popsicle

Digging your elbow into someone's butt while massaging them.
"Yo, that masseuse totally gave me a mayonnaise popsicle earlier!"

"Bro, that's CRAZY."
by whomstpumpkin June 14, 2018
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Mayonnaise Hands

After you eat a jar of mayonnaise with your bare hands and your hands are sticky and it looks and feels like you came on your hands.
Brad: Yo I shook Chad's hand and it felt like there was cum on it
Jacob: No I think he just has mayonnaise hands.
by Lil Mayonnaise June 22, 2018
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Mayonnaisey

Are these crab cakes too mayonnaisey?
by Mayo boy June 30, 2018
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