morning wood energy

Portmanteau of "big dick energy" and "wood energy" (feng shui). Having so much sexual energy it transforms the entire room.
Fahrrad got morning wood energy like he gonna wake up and change the world.
by bextra December 15, 2020
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Good after morning

Good afternoon but after morning so at 12 pm-4pm u will say good after morning
Good after morning Bob!
by Haha oh June 17, 2020
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After morning

Refers to a tile period that or right before lunch (typically noon) or before that (usually 10:50AM to 12:00PM
by thebombasticsideye March 22, 2024
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Morning Coffee

When you wake up 1st, fuck your girl in the ass, then put it in her mouth and make a stirring motion.
My girl wore no pants to bed; I had no choice but to give her my morning coffee.
by Purpleheartsgt06 May 19, 2021
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Morning Driver

When the husband wants to have sex first thing in the morning.
Sandra, I know you’re tired so I’ll be your morning driver.”
by Sandra Dee January 14, 2024
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Morning Jaiden

Proceed with caution. Pray you didn't wake up last night.
Run its Morning Jaiden.
by collier26.22 September 19, 2022
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morning mom

One of those moms that wakes up all happy ready to start there day making breakfast for there kids n driving them to school
That mom right there ,she's a morning mom.
by Mia.villeee January 18, 2017
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