Blow Job Season

When the leaves begin to change, your girl breaks out the sweaters and flannel, a fall scented candle is lit in your house and it's pumpkin spice everything it's time for your girl to snuggle into a nice warm autumn blow job.

Bro, all of my wife's holiday decor just came out of storage. You know what that means, it's Blow Job Season

by Holidays4men August 21, 2024

Frump season

The day that fall switches to Winter. A man has to make a hard decision to either be alone, or pretend to love a very large woman.

I got so desperate this winter the only way I can make it through was to make it a frump season.

by Souless75 July 21, 2023

freaky season

JULY 14TH
A day where everyone is super freaky to who ever they want (legally).

Yo you heard freaky season is tmrw?
.nah I didn't hear about it yet.
Well it's where everyone gets super freaky with who ever they want to

.can't wait for freaky season :D

by Freakbob June 6, 2024

Allergy season

Another season the grief/tragedy/sympathy/industry tries to capitalize on.

The grief/tragedy/sympathy industry (or system/machine) is going to capitalize on panic no matter what people are spending money on. What they call a win-win for everybody is something that is benefitting them, not everybody. Allergy season is just another excuse for some of them to justify reversing reopenings or adding more restrictions to fuck with peoples lives again.

by Solid Mantis March 11, 2021

Seasons Change

The song "Seasons Change" by Chris Brown, featured on his "Before the Party" mixtape, uses the metaphor of changing seasons to describe shifts in a romantic relationship. The song reflects on how relationships, like everything in life, are temporary and can transition from warm to cold. It delves into the emotional turmoil and heartbreak that accompany these changes, highlighting how love, money, and possessions are fleeting and will eventually fade away .

"She lost feelings I guess seasons change."

by breezyfan22344 December 30, 2023

hickey season

Thru June 1st to august 25th people give hickeys to each other and whoever does not get a hickey is a clown

Freaks: ITS HICKEY SEASON BITCH

by Officiallucid January 20, 2020

MILF Hunting Season

Males seeking out moms for relations when their kids go back to school to fill their free time. Season goes the entire school year, successful hunt results in MILF and cookies

First day of school, MILF Hunting Season opening day!

by Pfunkyfresh August 29, 2023