I'm have a pussy

A misspeaking of the phrase "I don't have a pussy" as featured on the CollegeHumor series Jake and Amir.

Amir: Last time I checked, I'm have a pussy.
Jake: What?
Amir: I said I don't have a pussy!

Jake: No you didn't.

by MilkTorture July 3, 2021

i'm on my knees

when someone really wants something from you.
or
when someone is preparing to give you head

i'm on my knees man, pleease.
or
i'm on my knees~

by JaiRed801 October 30, 2023

I'm fed up

A term used to describe that someone is sick and tired of anyone's shit.

Guy 1: JOE MAMA IS SO FAT, UGLY, AND STUPID!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: OH MY GOD! I'M FED UP WITH YOU AND YOUR SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Karma will get you! March 23, 2022

Hi I'm cool

Hi I'm from spongebob

Hi I'm cool like you are

by Zgzggdhd June 25, 2022

I'm watching you

don't check your door tonight and i'd keep your curtains closed tonight.

you are a bum you stinky boy i'm watching you

by Bathmooom748 May 5, 2022

Omg I'm dum-

When ur really dum and wanted to search it on Urban Dictionary (ﾉ*･ω･)ﾉ

Omg I'm dum-
Wait-
why won't I just search it on Urban Dictionary? 😃

by Gacha-cuz-why-not? August 29, 2021

Golly I'm Parched

A phrase to use when your thirst must be quenched by wonderful water.

Gee Golly I'm parched teacher. May I go get some water?

No, fuck off.

by Adomzz January 25, 2021