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Goth Pansexual

Wears black like the color of their soul and collects the tears of their enemies. Is pan because gender is a far too inferior a thing to matter to the godliness that is a goth pansexual. They probably have a lot of childhood trauma so please be patient with them. If you ask them about their life story they will go on for hours and love you forever. Compliment their outfit, eyeliner, hair, etc. they will go on thinking about it for weeks because they're used to weird stares from old men in the grocery store. Fem presenting goth pansexuals will disrespectfully curse you if you feel it's ok to sexualize them for wearing black and having shoulders. If you have a goth pansexual as your partner, understand that they are like pets. Feed them and cuddle them and calm them down when they're sad. Like crows, they'll give you shiny things to show their appreciation for you. They might look scary but deep down they really just want a hug, stuffed animals, and someone to watch a mindless movie with.
"Frick bruh look at that goth pansexual coming our way." "Calm down Brad it's just my GF and she probably needs a hug cuz her brains telling her I don't love her again."

"Yeah, my partner is a goth pansexual. I am very concerned for their mental health so I make sure to text him every 20 minutes to make sure they're ok."

"I thought I would be getting cute black lipstick kiss prints on my cheek and fun trips to pride. Now I've got this crying jingly bitch hugging my leg. But goth pansexual boyfriends are worth it."

"I didn't pick up for 10 minutes and Xe thought I died. I love my goth pansexual though."

"If he does stop collecting stuffies I'm gonna have to make a whole new room for her collection. But I love them and I knew what I was getting into when they told me they were a goth pansexual."

"Bro your complaining about your ONE goth pansexual partner. Try having two. My shoulders are constantly covered in tears from them both crying on me."

"Am I a straight man? Yes. But I've got a goth pansexual girlfriend so I know a thing or two about being a good ally."
by Ihaveakitchenwarekink April 23, 2021
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gothexpired

gothexpired is a roblox user, hes actually really fucking cool and he has a tiktok, THEIR tiktok is yarscute and roblox username is gothexpired. they've been banned with 20k in 2019. please meet them because they're actually really cool.
gothexpired is the best robox tiktoker!!
by gothie May 15, 2021
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gothcartman

gothcartman, a true broken soul, and they can also go by fartman or gothicfartman they are on the will to keep their social media accounts up for violating guidelines multiple times, and they don’t want that because their username is rare and means a lot to them.
gothcartman is a very rare and aesthetic username.

gothcartman has a pee kink
by southparkfan608 September 6, 2021
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[cematary goth]

A goth who is obossed with cemataries loves to visit them study/ read about them even will have weddings or parties in them. (they are also obssed with death well actually all goths are obossed with death) they just cant get enough of cemataries
i am a goth but ilove visiting diffrent cemetaries which makes me cematary goth
by Damian Moonblood January 3, 2009
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American Gothic

American Gothic can be used to describe a person who chooses not to show empathy, and is exhausting to be in a relationship with.
The reason you are unable to have rewarding relationships is because you are American Gothic, in such a way that you would never exercise considerate or empathetic behavior.
by Gnomes Cum February 18, 2018
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National Goth Emo Thot Day(October 14)

One this very important day, all emo Goth/alternative presenting whores/thots get access to unlimited Montser Energy drinks, My Chemical Romance Tickets and a hair dye of their choice.
I can’t wait until National Goth Emo Thot Day(October 14)
by dede2002107 October 6, 2022
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Gothic Pig

A fat Gothic boy/girl who eats their emotions and has either no friends or very few friends.They like spending their time complaining, eating, crying, cutting, studying, or sitting on their fat ass.
1. Tanna
" Did you see Tanna that gothic pig? she was crying, eating, complaining, cutting, studying, and sitting on her fat ass!"
by Jery February 4, 2008
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