Bexhill gobbler

On a visit to a charming seaside town you realise everyone is over 80 so opt for a Bexhill gobbler at the local shops:

A toothless act of felatio, performed by someone akin to your nan

Bonus points if it's your nan

Just went to the spoons and got a Bexhill gobbler with a pint of ruddles

by Danyouknowsit October 7, 2025

Wobble Gobble

When you are getting a Gobble (Scottish/British slang for the act of Felicio) from a morbidly obese person.

"man! You should have seen this girl, she was land whale. she gave me a Wobble Gobble, and she was hungry"

by FireDaddy January 31, 2026

Spunk gobbler

A spunk gobbler is a woman who loves to gobble a man's spunk and does not care if he's got an STD

Person A) Anna has gobbled all my spunk. Person B) was she a spunk gobbler?. Person A) yeah she was, was a good girl and swallowed all my gonorrhea

by Iamahmuman2857w8q February 20, 2026

Tuna gobble

To suck a dick for a pack of cigarettes or e cig

I told Amy, if she really wanted a pack of cigarettes, she would have to tuna gobble me

by Timmy wayne November 29, 2025

Granola Gobbler

n. One who pursues the outdoors with unnecessary zeal.

* "Did you hear the cry of that rare native bird?"

"No, out of my way granola gobbler"

* "I need my $700 boots, walking poles, gaiters and goretex before I even think of walking up that hill."

"Hmm. You're a fucking granola gobbler"

* "Dude, nice polypropylene leggings. I didn't know you were such a granola gobbler"

* "Granola gobbler!"

by anonymous January 17, 2026

Gibball Gabbilling Gibblett

Some one who, follows even though he knows hes not wanted,a lying sack of doggie doodoo,lies to be "cool",follows "cool" people to be or look "cool",and a teller of bibbiling babbaling bull shit.

FRANK-Dude I hit a 39ft. jump yesterday with my dirt bike,and I saw a ufo they abducted me it was sick.

SUZY-Frank I hear you talkin but all that is comin out is bull shit,you Gibball Gabbilling Gibblett.

by Harry Bagof Nuts May 2, 2007

The human goblet

The act of squeezing urine out of a gaping asshole so that it runs down between the persons legs.

Dude, you should ask Jess about the human goblet.

by maxluwu June 12, 2019