Garden ass

This phenomenon happens when you see someone in their yard while driving around and they're standing and bent over tending to their garden. 99 percent of the time it's not a pleasant site and it can produce recurring images in your mind of a large object stretching out Capri pants to maximum capacity.

"Since the weather has been better lately, I'm seeing garden ass all over the place whenever I'm driving around."

by 13th May 24, 2013

Diamond Ass

An ass that’s so tight if you stuck a piece of coal up there you’d have a diamond in a week.

May reference just an incredible, tight, sweet ass. Or, may reference someone that is an uptight fucker.

Rachel got a diamond ass. It was so tight I barely got in.

Doug is a diamond ass.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

moist ass

An ass that is the moistest

That moist ass is so moist, I thought I was at Miami Seaquarium

by SentientChair November 10, 2018

Prison ass

When some dickhead acts like monumental tit so you gotta put a leash on them and prove your dominace so you warn them that tonight theyre gonna become your bitch

Oi. Shut the fuck up become i come over there and make you my prison ass tonight

Il turn your fat ass into a prison ass if you keep running your mouth

You wanna be my prison ass tonight

by Dirty micheal June 17, 2016

fuzzy ass

A term used for when a girls ass hair is longer than the hair on her head

Haley is a fuzzy ass

by taddllleeetittuessssss August 8, 2015

Ass Purge

To Involitarily empty your gastro-intestinal system through your ass. Causes extreme pain. After effects may include bleeding after wiping.

I just ass purged and now I can't sit down.

by axean September 26, 2010

ass-sniffer

Someone who gets into your business.

Ass-Sniffer: What do you have going on at 5?

Man: I've got a meeting to attend..

Ass-Sniffer: Wait... What kind of meeting?

Man: Look, of all honesty, I really appreciate your help. I do. But, my schedule is completely none of your business. I've already told you my name, where I'm from, where I work, and how many siblings I have. I've told you all of that and I haven't even gotten your name.

by VPG001 June 5, 2018