Fake Memories

When somebody tries to tell you a story or memory from the past but they change what happened, usually to favor them.

Nima: Rememebr when i beat you in smash?

Mikey: No I beat you and Navid
Navid: You got Fake Memories Mikey

by WinstonisChink March 27, 2019

Fake Blasted

When a person pretends to be blasted (drunk)

John was fake blasted when I arrived at his crib.

by Smartee Pants July 08, 2021

Fake Friends

You know, your 'friend' who will continue to ruin your self confidence but tell you its ok because they're just being truthful.

You: Does this dress look good on me?
Fake friends: It would look better on me because im not as fat as you but sure...

by Youknowwhatmaybeiamdeppressed August 08, 2020

Fake Friend

A Person That Uses You For Their Own Benefits, And Only Cares About Them Selfs.
(A Person That You Don’t Need In Your Life.)

Andre is such a Fake Friend I was getting jumped and he ran away!

by ILoveFyeHead February 01, 2020

Fake Friend

A person who says they’re your friend, but doesn’t do the actual friend part.

Timmy is a fake friend. (He makes you feel like a sack of shit by not talking to you.)

by calebleo3 December 27, 2019

Fake friend

A person who hangs out with you, so they're popular like you. When you fall, they then attack you.

Murray fake friend likes to hang with him, to be seen. But whenever he's not around, he'll attack him.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd January 01, 2020

fake friend

Someone who only needs you when they want you, make excuses to go watch youtube or do something else, criticize you without noticing, hate someone one minute and talk to them with you then love them the next, are never there for you, when you tell them something important they brush it off or say something like kay or oh.

“_____ is such a fake friend”

by no beetle jucie November 08, 2019