The official alternate name for Port Perry, ON, a small-minded little shit-hole town on Lake Sludge (aka Scugog) that pretends to be normal, but has several residents that set the pace in being assholes. I lived there for five years of unpleasantness both at home and at school. The assholes, who proudly know who they are, were mainly the always cowardly bullies that attacked from behind and hung out with fellow cowards. Some are still there and lend their special stench to the little town that couldn't (be normal that is). They included mainly the high school drop-outs and some of the so-called teachers in their third-rate schools. Glad to get away from Fort Fairy. P.S. - there are some good people there too, but you have to deal with the scum as well, and they spoil the town and make it ugly. Not recommended as a place to live, unless you're just like them, in which case you'd fit right in. There's bound to be some kids half your size there that you can attack from behind and run away dragging your fat ass behind.
I used to live in Fort Fairy, Ontario, where you have to be a high-school drop-out and full-time cowardly asshole to get along with the locals.
by Alex Mutch January 7, 2019
Get the Fort Fairymug. A common name for a retarded cuck. Usually guys from jones county, ga named Garrette trying to start a religious cocaine cult.
by Gump_is_an_asshole July 13, 2023
Get the Fat Ginger Fairymug. An item Saria gives to Link once he leaves the Kokiri Forest. He gets rid of it once the finds the Ocarina of Time.
by TheRealMikey July 7, 2024
Get the Fairy Ocarinamug. A male who acts very feminine, typically homosexual but can also be heterosexual.
Someone who tries to catch fish from the couch and is afraid of shore dives with 1-2ft wave forecast because it’s a “yardsale”
Someone who shares dive spots with multiple dive buddy groups and can’t load his own double roller 120cm speargun
Someone who spears undersized calicos and have a 10second breathhold
Someone who tries to catch fish from the couch and is afraid of shore dives with 1-2ft wave forecast because it’s a “yardsale”
Someone who shares dive spots with multiple dive buddy groups and can’t load his own double roller 120cm speargun
Someone who spears undersized calicos and have a 10second breathhold
Andy, if you’re going to upgrade to a roller you have to be able to load it. you're a fucking fairy for sharing dive spots even tho you barely dive 1time a year
by Ghost crew April 7, 2022
Get the Fairymug. by Duck_Duck November 17, 2019
Get the Fairymug. A fairy who uses gun powder as pixie dust and flies with a jetpack instead of wings. The Bugatti (world's fastest production car) gets its power from mantastic fairies residing in its engine. One mantastic fairy alone can run an entire city's power source.
by Dude_Brah_Man January 26, 2011
Get the mantastic fairymug. by Pickle the dinisour May 6, 2020
Get the Fairy fakomug.