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Facebook exhibitionist

Someone who posts on their girlfriend/boyfriend's wall to express their love in an inappropriate, sickly way, knowing full well that the message will appear on all of their mutual friends' news feeds.

Maybe for attention, maybe to make everyone feel bad because they are obviously the ultimate couple, but one thing is for certain; the world would be a better place if they just IM'd the damn message.

Can also be applied to close friends of the same gender who enjoy gaying each other up in public, despite being straight.
Guy #1: Damn, Steve, stop commenting on yo' girl's Facebook wall! She's gonna think you're clingy.
Guy #2: Plus you're annoying pretty much everyone who knows you both. Get a room and stop being such a Facebook exhibitionist.
Steve: WHY MUST YOU TRAMPLE ALL OVER OUR LOVE?!
by Nottel Inyu January 13, 2011
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Facebook Pirate

Individual that proceeds to steal everything you post on your facebook wall and post it on their wall without giving any credit thus taking all the glory of your genius.
That bitch is such a facebook pirate.. he stole my Lady Gaga video AGAIN and now he has 30 comments and I only have 4.
by justincolt May 3, 2011
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facebook block

To block someone you strongly dislike on Facebook so they cannot see your posts and you don't have to have contact with them.
Man, that kid was being such a douche, I facebook blocked his ass.
by mike545 August 7, 2011
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Facebook Abuser

People who post, like, comment, and chat way too much and are online 24/7
Facebooker 1: "Man did you see my status?"

Facebooker 2: "Yea and I saw that girl liked and commented on it."

Facebooker 1: "Oh I know she is such a facebook abuser.."
by Laurelzz!!! December 26, 2011
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FACEBOOK FAG

mainly a male, takes pictures of themselves with their phones in front of a mirror, or webcam without a shirt, does all the LMS!!!, and truth is bull crap that meant for girls.
hey FACEBOOK FAG, your picture needs a shirt, im tired of lookin at your weak jelly belly
by thvincelli3690 May 26, 2012
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Facebook Mobbing

When a group of people use social media to bully an individual.
John was the target of facebook mobbing, after the kids in his school found out he was gay.
by Skylar01 November 28, 2014
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The Facebook Fridge-Check Syndrome

When you are bored or you've been away from Internet access or just whenever you log in to Facebook over and over even though pretty much nothing changes, but you just do it to a) have something to do b) make sure no one's magically done something cool. Called such because it's like when you're hungry or (more likely) bored and so you keep checking the fridge in the hopes that something new and exciting will appear, even though you know it's just week-old leftovers.
Dude 1: Hey, have you noticed Lou's been on Facebook a lot today?

Dude 2: Yeah, he was camping all last week...must have the Facebook Fridge-Check Syndrome.
by SchylertheSuperStar October 8, 2011
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