evil weasel

a person who, like a weasel, hunts and kill small animals - but does it because they're evil, not because they're hungry

-did you hear that Mark killed that mouse family living in his walls?

-oh yeah, he must've been hungry

-he actually ate dinner before that, he did it for fun!

-man, that guy's an evil weasel

by gus man November 9, 2022

evil pumpkin (weed)

The source of all known calamity, and prophesized to be the cause of the end of the world. In the end, he steals everyone's weed, he rolls it into one big blunt, and smokes it all in one puff. The only known survivor of this event is Mike27356894. Evil Pumpkin (weed) is also known as the Anti-Mike, and or Anti-Christ.

Jameyboah: Evil Pumpkin (weed)
Evil Pumpkin (weed): Evil Pumpkin (weed)
Mike27356894: I'm gonna Mike. Evil Pumpkin (weed)

by jameyboah November 14, 2022

Evil pies

When a man nuts in a woman to keep her from leaving.

Stay away from Todd he’s known for evil pies.

by Nickademus702 December 17, 2022

eviesexual

Into big batty black men (preferably sweaty)

Bro I’m so down bad for dayquan I’m eviesexual fr

by Ballsakimbo January 6, 2023

Evil Wizard

Evil Wizard is a character in Uncle Grandpa who is inherently (as the name suggests) evil.

Steve: Hey, did you see the new Evil Wizard segment on Uncle Grandpa last night?

by Gobo IV January 28, 2023

/evil

The tone tag that is used when a person says a sentence with evil tones/evil intentions.
Can also be used by abbreviating to "/e".

"I bought us two tickets to go see The Super Mario Bros movie this Saturday!/evil"
"What does that mean?"
"I intend to throw hot dogs at the screen"

by jamiefinns February 27, 2023

enilson

me, idk what the mf above is on but dat shii ain’t it

enilson

by iblislucy March 25, 2023