Evan

Is a real nigga with a massive cock'n'balls that will pertrude through his pants. He loves little kids just to make it look bigger than it already is

by May 10, 2024

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A fat fucking loser who keeps trying to live his days of JV basketball.

Evan is on an amazing weight gain journey

by BibBibBob December 02, 2019

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Evans

shoving a roll of raw cookie dough up your ass. can be modified to "chomping the log" where you are pink it off like the opposite of taking a shit.

Man that girl pulled an Evans on me last night. She shoved a whole roll of tollhouse cookie dough up my ass. She didn't even let me chomp the log.

by kinggoblin October 27, 2020

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Evan is a ery humble person who is awesome at pool table because he always shoots his shot and never misses

by Milf attractor June 21, 2021

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Evan is 🧔🧘 ♀️🧗 ♀️🐴😩😩😩🥵🥵😩🥵😩🥵😩🥵😩🥵😩🥵😩🥵😩🥵😩😩😩🥵🗿🔜

by PLAYSTATIONSTORE September 15, 2020

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Evan is a short man with bad hair and ugly mustache

Girl : ew its evan run
Evan : hi *picks nose and eats*

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Nobody loves him, hes short and annoying and racist and he cant play hockey

Girl : omg its evan! RUNNN!
Evan : *racist*

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