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Ethan’s also have a huge ass that is perfect to grab
Cody “hey did you see Ethan’s ass?”
Ian “yea it’s huge!!”
Ethan by Sasha27 October 5, 2021
He’s a sexy badass Greek god, but he’s also an annoying obnoxious prick. If a mirror is in the immediate vicinity then he becomes even more of an obnoxious prick. Ethan’s are fairly tall, but they make sure everyone knows it all the time. If you have an Ethan as a friend then think to yourself “meh, could be worse”. But most importantly he’s a Greek god.
John: Hey are you friends with Ethan?
Jane: Yeah
John: I guess he’s ok
Ethan by _onlyTheTruth_ October 6, 2021
literally the friendliest most sustainable guy you’ll ever find and a 10/10 cat dad.
Amazing music taste, super nice and so cool.
person 1: hey is that your friend ethan?
person 2: yeah obviously! Look how cool he is
person 3: man, i wish i had an ethan as a friend.
Ethan by iheartglee October 6, 2021
The best person I have ever met in my entire life. Will love you to the end of the earth and will do anything to make sure you’re okay. Thinks he is hilarious and honestly he’s not wrong, sometimes doesn’t think before he speaks but it’s okay he’s cute
Who’s that loud person over there?

Oh that’s Ethan

Makes sense!
Ethan by Doglol2232 October 9, 2021
Ethan is a hot handsome guy who everyone likes but he likes everyone. He has every trait a girl wants and u should marry him now
Is that Ethan
Ethan by Ddsffdsadfb October 14, 2021
ethan ur not gay
ethan by njnjnjknjkbjkbnkhjn November 2, 2021