Get Dark

A saying for when someone gets extremely upset and acts rashly, usually used in a Jamaican context.

"Don't let Kayla get dark on you!"

by Ur_local_bookworm February 17, 2023

grandma's dark secret

Whats your grandma's dark secret smoking weed in a dark ally with some black guys or being stared in a porno with a black guys house dick? And by the way I don't want to know.

"Whats grandma's dark secret? "Jimmy.
"You don't wanna know." Grandpa.

by Bob McRoss December 5, 2016

piano in the dark

To tickle the vagina keys like the great Burt Bacharach when you finger the lady. As if you sitting in front of 88 keys on a grand piano.

I took her home on the first date but I had a bad case of whisky dick, so I played piano in the dark

by smiling assassin November 21, 2017

Dippin' in the dark chocolate

You would say this when a white male has sexual relations with a person of color

"Did you see James' new girlfriend? "
"yeah, he's been dippin' in the dark chocolate all of a sudden

by Jameshasahugecock March 18, 2018

dining in the dark

Basically eating in the dark.

A new popular trend where people go to a restaurant, are seated by legally blind waiters/waitresses and eat entirely in a pitch black room.

Why? The idea is that your other senses are heightened, thus making your meal more “sensual”.

It’s more for than the experience than for the food.

Millennial: Hey man lets go to Opaque, it’s way cool.
Other millennial: oh the new dining in the dark place?
Millennial: yeah, then we can eat with our hands and no one will know!

by IvyRanch February 9, 2019

Red eyes dark dragoon

A desperate plan used by degenerates

"Bro I almost won the duel if it wasn't for that red eyes dark dragoon negate"
"Yeah bro why isn't dragoon banned her"

by ExoticFroge May 9, 2021

Thank you dark souls

"thank you dark souls" is often used when dark souls players has something bad or a glitch happens to them

"ah fuck i died, thank you dark souls

by corbine September 10, 2022