Drunk Shaming

Drunk shaming is a complex ritual wherein a person who passes out with his or her shoes on, while drinking heavily with others, is bodily modified. This modification can take the form of having ones eyebrows or head shaved, face and/or body written on, or any number of everyday objects piled atop one's passed out body. Drunk shaming often focuses on sexual innuendo, so pictures of cocks on faces and other parts of the body are common in male and female victims of drunk shaming.

While some have suggested that drunk shaming is a cultural ritual aimed at ridiculing those who drink too much, it is in fact a bacchanalian celebration of rampant inebriation.
Dude, I'm not sure exactly what happened, but I woke up the next morning half naked with 'BALLS' written on my forehead and duct tape covering my hair. It freaking hurt to pull off! It was like the worst case of drunk shaming ever.
by metaspencer October 25, 2013
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drunk swag

The swagger that one acquires after consuming enough alcohol to give them a extra super confidence and euphoria. This is mostly associated with the morning after a long night of heavy drinking when the drinker still has that superman confidence till the buzz wears off.
Brian had that drunk swag, he got like 2 numbers and fucked a bitch in the bathroom the next morning at school.

Jamal liked working the mornings after a long night of drinking cause he had that drunk swag for a while, which made him feel like a king.
by Vocab killer November 28, 2011
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cum drunk

when a guy/girl consumes a large, almost insane amount of cum and feels the effects of being impaired
Mike Southwood drank so much cum and when he put that 5th cock in his mouth, he was so cum drunk, he almost passed out.
by jaybodahobo February 10, 2004
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Drunk Girl

A person who cannot control their intake and end up at a baby shower getting plastered, usually followed by slurring and making really stupid comments.
Liza, celeste or Karla are classified as drunk girls
by past sunday you know November 26, 2008
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j4l drunk

when you get so drunk that you get with a 400-pound beast, it's like wearing 3 beer goggles
dude, i got j4l drunk last night and woke up next to UIUCfalkster this morning
by emperor rice xx December 18, 2004
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nap drunk

The inability to perform tasks or carry on coherent conversations after waking up from a nap
After sleeping the afternoon away, Holly was too nap drunk to do her homework.
by DixieAQHA February 18, 2009
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Drunk Dial

Drunk dialing:
<vcv> i called eden and her bf picked up
<vcv> and i said "who the fuck is this?"
<vcv> oops
by MrWee December 04, 2005
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