doing the paris hilton

When a chick is laying on her back on the bed with her legs stretch out as far as they can stretch them.

A sexual postion Nume 96.

Man she was doing the Paris Hilton?

by John Huchmendala February 12, 2009

doing a Delaney.

A phrase to use when someone is being pathetically possesive about a joke they MAY or MAY NOT have made first.

Which in turn renders then an unfunny twat thus turning the joke upon themselves.

Man A: " Oi, that's my joke! I said it first!"

man B: "Prove it, you muppet"

Man A: " I'll do more than that, I'll copyright it, so ner ner ne ner ner"

Man B (shaking head at anally retentive man a :"Twats "doing a Delaney." again"

by Becsnicetits October 5, 2009

doing research

Partaking of online porn, esp. under dubious legal circumstances, or in a public setting

When the old rock n' roll musician's computer drive was discovered to contain kiddie pix he explained that he had been doing research.

After I told the librarian on call the security guard rousted that homeless guy from one of the far carrells, he was doing research

by Alf C. Kinsey December 15, 2012

Doing a Vibe

Not turning up to planned events such as a birthday.

wheres James? is he doing a Vibe?

by LRhubarb November 16, 2016

Doing a Fractal Gaming

Procrastinating constantly and not being able to release anything basically shit on a stick, and never become able to actually do anything and eventually be given up upon because you're so shit

Philly: You know that guy Tango?
Skye: Yeah, he kept Doing a Fractal Gaming
Jeremy: I know right, what a chocco

by Ihavenolifefromphilly November 15, 2019

doing homework

Surfing urban dictionary

I've been surfing urbandictionary.com doing homework for two hours.

by John A December 6, 2004

oh my god! what is that man doing to his anus?

A common reaction to goatse.

Person One: Hey, Person Two, look at this!

Person Two: OH MY GOD! WHAT IS THAT MAN DOING TO HIS ANUS?!

by A pseudonym March 13, 2005