Spike the doich

To smoke weed subtly. “Spike” meaning smoke, “doich” meaning weed

You want to meet up later and spike the doich *wink wink*

by Staarbucks June 18, 2022

Epiphany of dolphin

When a group of dolphins has a really great idea and then they do it; also plural for a brilliant group of dolphins

Epiphany of dolphins like a barrel of monkeys like a tower of giraffes like a murder of crows

by Bambi barrister July 1, 2022

a salty dolphin

Tha act of taking a creampie in the anis and farting it out while clapping and making dolphin noises

The thi ladyboy let me give him a salty dolphin for 15 bucks

by Cpl_dick July 19, 2024

a salty dolphin

That act of taking a creampie in the butthole then farting it out as you clap and make dolphin noises

That thi ladyboy gave me a salty dolphin for 15 bucks

by Cpl_dick July 19, 2024

American Standard Dolphin Kid Dream

An approximately turkey sized child sized child to be served to one or two dolphin(s), 2-5 times a day.

Specifically in the Atlanta Metro area.

I can see two prime American Standard Dolphin Kid Dreams headed our way now.

by Roycupine November 23, 2023

Elk River Dollhouse

An Elk River Dollhouse describes the action of jerking off under your sister's bed while hiding from the police at an under aged drinking event at your dad's house.

Tommy had an Elk River Dollhouse last summer. It got cray cray and took months to get the smell out.

by Daddy679 February 2, 2026

flogging the dolphin

this is an euphemism which originated from Boston, but has also been known to be used by people from Myrtle Beach & New York. It describes the act of furiously masturbating, but describing it in a more respectful way to not lower the tone unnecessarily. For example it could be used on a podcast to avoid using vulgar language if children (of all ages) were listening.

He was caught at his window flogging the dolphin and his neighbours saw it there man

by Rad Rob November 4, 2025