douche pot pie

The most potent of all douche-related insults. The king/queen of all douches, recipient of the "biggest douche in the universe" award.

"Dude, you cheated on your girlfriend with her mom, and then you jacked her stereo! You're a total douche pot pie!!"

by Devian December 28, 2005

preppy douchebag

A person who dresses very preppy and, yes, acts like a douchebag all of the time. A preppy douchebag also walks very slowly with both feet pointing out instead of straight

Ryan: Matt, you are one preppy douchebag.

Matt:, Shut up; You're gay and you're balding.

Ryan: I'm not either of those...

Dan: Isabel, stop sandbaggin me already.

by Jesus Christ Jr. April 5, 2008

douche lord

An extreme version of the term douche bag (a demeaning obscenity using reference to a tool women use during their period). A douche lord would reference that a person is beyond a douche bag- and requires a more demeaning term.

You know, sometimes that guy can be such a douche lord.

by heartsluv January 10, 2010

silver douche bag

A person that is thinks highly of themselves and looks down at the poor. George Carlin called Barbra Bush this after she said "Almost everyone I’ve talked to says we're going to move to Houston...What I’m hearing which is sort of scary is they all want to stay in Texas. Everyone is
so overwhelmed by the hospitality. And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this--this (she chuckles slightly) is working very well for them." She may as well said let them eat cake. I never understood why the French cut off Marie Antoinette's head until Barbara Bush said this!!!

Most Republicans and the aristocracy are silver douche bags

by someguy563 December 2, 2005

douche magooche

similar to a PAB, someone who expresses douche like qualities but to a greater extent. Someone who acts like betty.

Betty is a real douche magooche.

YA tell me about it.

by betty sullivan April 22, 2006

douche-fuck

1 - About the lowest form of human being around, lower than a douche-bag (douche bag) or fucker/fuckwad, etc...

2 - A person who engages in sexual activity with a used douchebag.

Tom Cruise sure did turn into a douche-fuck as of late...

by J. B. Baby July 30, 2008

douchebag shirt

A variety of v-neck shirt with a very low V so as to show man-cleavage. The preferred club attire of the self-absorbed homosexual.

Tom: "Dude, there are a million guys wearing douchebag shirts at this bar."

Jake: "Welcome to WeHo."

by tjw7 January 22, 2009