december 2

the day where you buy your gf/bf chocolates and show them your appreciation

andy: hey ik u like chocolate so here's this
ella: why r u giving me this
andy: it's december 2

by bored.bitch November 26, 2019

December 22

If you ask your crush out on this day, they have to say yes.

Person: Do you wanna go out with me?
Crush: No, sorry, we‘re just friends...
Person: Well, but it’s December 22 so...

by hi ur cute December 22, 2019

december 8

national fat faced panda day!

december 8th is a great day to go say hello to an adorable chubby little panda! (like and subscribe to fat faced panda) teehee kaliahh

"yo dude, isnt today december 8th?"
"oh bro your totally right!"
"let's go see some pandas man!"

by unkOwn.lOl November 19, 2019

December 6

National short people appreciation day, yessirrrr

So appreciate your short friends cuz they cool :))

Ayyy happy December 6th, love you bro ✊

by The funniest shorty out there December 6, 2020

December 12th

National Blowjob Day

Guy - Yo girl it’s December 12th
Girl- Yeah I know drop your pants

by Elevator Hotboxer December 12, 2019

December 18th

Anyone shorter than 5’5” is legally allowed to ask anyone taller than 5’5” to buy them the bubble tea and they cannot say no.

Allison (5’3”): Oscar! Buy me bubble tea!
Oscar (5’10”): What? Why?!
Allison (5’3”): Because its December 18th!
Oscar (5’10”): Ugh fine!

by lifeisadisease December 7, 2019

december 20

national skip school day

“it’s december 20th tomorrow”
“bro that means we get to skip school”

by bettyyy December 17, 2019