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Crustating

Hold up boys, imma go do some crustating real quick be right back.
by cheesesniffer December 14, 2019
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cryptarchy

akin in general, overarching idea to those of anarchy, matriarchy, patriarchy, omnarchy, etc.

Good and Evil got into a fight. This got their buddy Entropy itself curious as to why, which caused (yup) a lil chaos (no, lol, not the Thani doomy kind, the thermodynamic and informational kind, for now.)

Chaos has now learned that G&E are the same fucking idiot trying to bite its own earlobe off, and thinks it should try to stop itself from doing JUST THAT!

Rook move, homeskillet. You’ll be with us all here in the cryptarchy soon enough (you’d better hope) or…

cryptarchy has JUST REALIZED in shaking horror that it somehow managed to realize |ahead of time| what anarchy was doing, and passed right through the Zone of Irreversible Annihilation (ZIA) femtoseconds before the omnocalypse.

cryptarchy cannot conceive of celebrating, understanding the mind of a Shaolin slightly better now. Stunned silence at the sheer improbability of its own pointless existence is all that moves the cryptarchy forward, and the cryptarchy has long since accepted this. All that choose the cryptarchy are all that are the cryptarchy. The cryptarchy for itself, if the cryptarchy even IS itself, whatever that may even be.
Person: You should be caught up in the things I tell you to be distracted by!
cryptarchy: EXISTS, AND THIS ALONE SUFFICES
p e r s o n: ahh okay huh. Ow your point is P O I N T F U L L Y p o o o Ii I n
by c August 20, 2020
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Crysa

A kind, honest, and faithful soul.
Hey paul1, have you seen crysa?
What's up paul2, yeah he's with his boyfriend slizor.
by yurodonkey September 3, 2020
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cristalena

hey, look its cristalena
by illicitaffairs September 4, 2020
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crustacean

sexy biggie boy with nice hair want to eat cool flannel glasses wanna kiss him on his little baby small man nipples
person 1: crustacean
by big pp monster chomp chomp September 19, 2020
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cristalit

Subscribe to Cristalit
by Cristalit November 11, 2020
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Crysalite

A person who you call a god or good at something.
Crysalite is so good at (something)
by azcazay October 11, 2020
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