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cock blocker

A hot girl's ugly friend who has a chip on their shoulder about no one hitting on them, so they do everything in their power to stop their friend being nailed. also the friend might not want to leave them alone. female cock blockers can however be countered by "taking one for the team" this activity involves your friend drawing a short straw and having to go off with the cock blocker so that your path is clear
"damn, this bitch is cock blocking me at every turn, tim can you take one for the team?"
"I'll take down that cock blocker, now run free unhindered my freind, go deep!"
by I aint leavin no name October 18, 2008
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Tranny Cock

Slightly slang term used by many (not all) transmen, or female to male transexuals to describe their phallus. The female clitoris grows into a small penis as a result of testosterone therapy. FYI, we all start out in the womb as female, and in the beginning, we all have a clitoris. It is the introduction of hormones in the womb, determined by our chromosomes, that determine our sex.
He had never been with a transguy before, but the idea of this guys hard, wet tranny cock throbbing in those tight, faded Levis was driving him wild.
by AdamTrannyBear May 31, 2006
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cock grabber

one who grabs or reaches for any males penis, especially on multiple occasions.(accident or purposely)
"watch out if you have to walk by mitch he is a cock grabber"

"walking in this tight office is turning us into a bunch of cock grabbers and ass grabbers"
by magic taco January 28, 2008
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Cock Lips

The Puffy red/purple lips you get after giving a boy a blowjob.
The Bad Girls Club:
"Cookie, Are those cock lips?"
"oh my god they are, she blew the boss!"
by i am not a copy. January 31, 2010
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Cock Blockbuster Video

A video store that claims to have a family-oriented, anti-porno agenda but really rents people gay-pornography, such as Twilight.
by the kid can drive August 7, 2010
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Cock to ball ratio

The size relation between your cock and balls.
England: Wow Australia you have an awesome cock to ball ratio!
Australia: Yeah, it's must be genetic cause my dad had a wicked CBR to.
by comelamb February 3, 2012
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illuminati cock

The most terrorizing dick, with powers unknown to any man other than he who possesses this legendary penis. With pubic hair shaped in the triangle of the Illuminati it can summon any companion dick to its aid in order to terrorize anyone who dares to cross it. All hail Illuminati cock.
Liam, he who possess an Illuminati cock, summoned three others to his side in order to demolish a ginger.
by zagihi November 10, 2014
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