when having anal sex the females shits herself and letting the poop crust, making the anal musty, when finishing the male finishes on the shit making it thaw and making the penetration soft and warm.
by daddylong licker March 11, 2025
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"Yeah it was just a one-night kinda thing so I gave her a Crusty Gordon and jumped out the window. Not expecting a call-back or anything."
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The worst thing known to mankind. Who proceeds to make this wisscitle shall get executed on spot. It's the worst type of wisscitle ever.
by draziLaDwolleY July 10, 2025
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by A.B 11/11 December 8, 2025
Get the Crusty dog mug.Crusty Canadian Kool-Aid is the dried, sticky red-pink sexual aftermath left on skin or sheets after an unprotected, overly rough hookup involving multiple fluids, zero shame, and at least one apologetic Canadian who definitely isn’t sorry.
by JSmidt January 14, 2026
Get the Crusty Canadian Kool-aid mug.A deviation of the Dirty Sanchez wherin the perpator fish hooks the female in the mouth versus rubbing under her nose , most often performed while wearing a Hawiian shirt and proclaiming "This is Unacceptable".
by Icantbelievemysenseofhumor March 9, 2010
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by happy mad May 30, 2016
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