Inserting your thumb or finger in to the anus during foreplay or intercourse; resembling a hook in shape.
Did you just button hook me?
I couldn’t help but slip her the button hook.
I asked for consent before I button hooked her.
I couldn’t help but slip her the button hook.
I asked for consent before I button hooked her.
by Phillip McRack March 01, 2022
The buttons that you use to operate a calculator. This works by sending binary data to a chip, then the chip displays the info on the screen.
Student 1: Hey how do i use this calculator?
Student 2: You press the calculator buttons-
Woodshop pro student: Here, i'll make it usable.
*Woodshop pro student puts a switch on the calculator*
Woodshop pro student: OK, just flick the self de- i mean how to operate buttons switch and it should automatically show you how to use the buttons!
Student 1: Okay, thanks! *flicks switch*
*calculator blows up*
Woodshop pro student: You fool. You giant moron. You small-brained peasant. You absolute tiny-head full of stupidness.
Student 2: You press the calculator buttons-
Woodshop pro student: Here, i'll make it usable.
*Woodshop pro student puts a switch on the calculator*
Woodshop pro student: OK, just flick the self de- i mean how to operate buttons switch and it should automatically show you how to use the buttons!
Student 1: Okay, thanks! *flicks switch*
*calculator blows up*
Woodshop pro student: You fool. You giant moron. You small-brained peasant. You absolute tiny-head full of stupidness.
by BlueBladeWrites September 16, 2020
The act of trying anything to get a person with a vagina (or penis!) to feel pleasure, but having absolutely no experience or knowledge doing and you're too shy to ask so your hand/s are just flailing about doing whatever.
Person 1: "Man, I had the worst sex imaginable last night."
Person 2: "What happened?"
Person 1: "My fling was clearly inexperienced. Just button mashing me."
Person 2: "So they didn't ask what you liked? Why didn't you say anything?"
Person 1: "I was shy and embarrassed..."
Person 2: "What happened?"
Person 1: "My fling was clearly inexperienced. Just button mashing me."
Person 2: "So they didn't ask what you liked? Why didn't you say anything?"
Person 1: "I was shy and embarrassed..."
by Agoraphobic chad April 01, 2022
by Special Zero December 17, 2019
When your jeans are too tight whether it be due to the dryer, weight gain or a buffet and you get a bruise from the button plowing into your stomach.
by Nursing10 March 01, 2011
gir1: how do i stop myself from gagging when i give a bj!
girl2: just practice but pressing the gag button in your own time until you get use to it!
girl1: thanks! you're a life saver!
girl2: just practice but pressing the gag button in your own time until you get use to it!
girl1: thanks! you're a life saver!
by rubythecatgirl May 17, 2020
Sow buttons is what you say instead of so what? Like when you say so and the other persons says sow buttons ! Like sow buttons on your shirt but no one is sowing it’s just a silly friendly way to react to someone who says so… and it’s something my fathers mother told him when he was young and he says it to me his daughter and I will continue with saying it to my children. It’s been in my family for over 100 years so yeah it’s a family saying. Rand
Like when you say so and the other persons says sow buttons ! Like sow buttons on your shirt but no one is sowing it’s just a silly friendly way to react to someone who says so so buttons
by Misswillowglen January 12, 2023