boyfriend

Something you don't have.

Grandma:"Hey darling, have you found a boyfriend?"
Your Single ass self:"uhhhhhhh, grandma have you always had that necklace?"

by Arctis!! January 19, 2022

National Ex Boyfriend Day

August 5th is the day we send appreciation to our favorite ex boyfriend!

You:Do you know what today is?
Ex boyfriend:The 5th?

You:No, national ex boyfriend day!

by You’ll Never Know I Guess August 2, 2022

late boyfriend

a partner or spouse who has recently passed away while you were in a relationship

girl: i made a hand mold in the hospital with me and my late boyfriend

other person: i’m so sorry for your loss

by anonymous May 7, 2023

Eli (The best boyfriend)

Eli is a very beautiful specimen and is incredibly caring, kind, funny, silly goofy mood, and beautiful. Did I mention they're beautiful? Probably not, they're really beautiful omg **dies**. Nobody hates on Eli they're just that cool.

1: Look it's that super cool and cute guy from yesterday.
2: He really is such an Eli (the best boyfriend)

by Joshua87 August 14, 2022

Chipotle Bag Boyfriend

When a man who typically has golden or tanned skin is covered in tattoos. These tattoos are usually doodle like. This resembles a chipotle bag.

You would have a chipotle bag boyfriend!

by gibbytheboxerboy July 4, 2024

National Boyfriend day

The 2nd of August where couples or just the boys celebrate the day they got a girlfriend or lad day with the lads and celebrated with gifts or drinks

National Boyfriend day celebrated by all with gifts and drinks

by Phone the doctor July 25, 2021

the boyfriend clause

a sex clause in which girls do not have intercourse with anyone who is not there boyfriend. This clause was created by virgins to protect their feelings from boys who are trying to take their virginity.

boi: hi would you like to have sex?

gurl: sorry I believe in the boyfriend clause

boi: :(

by pussypills May 24, 2014