blind driver

When a person is driving a vehicle and has so many distractions or just doesn't care, blattenly cuts people off, runs red lights, drive the wrong way of a one way street, ect.....

During rush hour traffic I saw at least three blind drivers run a red light at the crosswalk by the court house

by Plumbcrazy420 July 08, 2015

blind shuffle

when you shuffle your playlist without looking at the upcoming songs

This blind shuffle turned out really good!

by trakasis December 10, 2017

garbage blindness

Sudden loss of vision when the garbage can is full and needs emptied. Popular among lazy roommates and family members.

It's Tom's job to take out the garbage, but due to his garbage blindness, I had to do it myself.

by jpraxis December 01, 2010

Practical Blindness

When blindness comes in handy for such projects as reading and writing assignments.

George had practical blindness for summer reading.

by awesomeoprof August 15, 2012