Birthday Hole

When a female allows a man to put it in her arse but only upon his birthday.

She's waddling today, he must have used the birthday hole.

by SparTow March 9, 2022

Can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch

Idiom. Used to describe a person's lack of intelligence or inability to perform/achieve a simple task.

Is it any surprise how badly he did? That idiot can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch.

by Catfish Baruni June 16, 2016

Birthday

The day you deserve nice head

Go give them a nice birthday gift

by Yeah okay mommy April 30, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

Birthday Debt

Birthday debt, is when a friend, or family member forgets to get you a birthday present. The friend or family member is now in debt and has to give you two presents the following year.

"No, I need two presents, you're in birthday debt, remember?

by Fckmylifeeeee August 22, 2019

birthday backshots

When it’s somebody’s birthday you give them backshots to match their age

Hey jamal i heard you turned 40 today, you know what that means, 40 birthday backshots

by Kidthoucher69 June 6, 2024

Big birthday cock

A cock that is big basically because it's the person's birthday.

Omg let me see that big birthday cock, it's your special day after all!

by LingDanc803 April 11, 2023