poop block

The one solid piece of poop that is stopping you from a diarrhea disaster.

Thank goodness that i had a poop block during that party or else things would have gotten ugly!

by seak_69 July 11, 2010

Status Block

The frustrating circumstance when a person cannot think of anything decent or interesting to post as their facebook status...

I know, I've got status block; I'm completely blank.

by DanteRhodesWatts October 14, 2010

Cauc block

When a black man usurps the romantic machinations of a white man on a lady, and it turns out he's either got way more game or she likes men of color better anyway.

John thought things were moving in the right direction after chatting all night with Stacy. But when Tyrone came over with her next drink and a smile, John became all but forgotten by Stacy. Total Cauc block.

by zelums November 14, 2010

Talk-Block

(V.) To stand in the middle of a group of people talking and face your back to someone, thus blocking that person from being in conversation.

Tene: One time I had a turkey...(Mary walks into the circle with her back turned to him and starts talking to someone else.)
Everyone: Mary get out of the middle of the circle you're talk-blocking Tene...again.

by polo1995 September 4, 2011

Cock Block

Cock blocking is when a man is interested in having sexual relations with a female and is interrupted by a 3rd party making the chances of him having sexual intercourse with female much harder.

Kristen is cock blocking

by TT203 December 5, 2011

Kiss block

The act of preventing someone from kissing you.

"I had to kiss block the bitch, she just wouldn't stop"

by Tabzz October 20, 2014

cinder block

A reference to a book of unnecessarily large proportions; resembling a cinder block in both size and weight.

Person 1: Wow, I'm reading such a great book. It's only 872 pages!
Person 2: Looks more like a cinder block to me.

by purple-penguin November 20, 2014