Dusty Batting Glove

The use of surgical gloves on the hands while masturbating. Grip the shaft with one hand and shove a thumb up the rectum with the other. When executed correctly, it appears you are gripping a baseball bat.

Dude, I walked in the bathroom and Garth was giving himself a Dusty Batting Glove.

by Dusty Definition Guy September 3, 2012

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Bat's foot

When your trousers make it appear as though you have an erection.

"You've got a bit of bat's foot going on there."

by Nelson Mandella!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! August 22, 2011

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Bat Rash

A Bat Rash is where an individual shaves the bat symbol into his genital region. After a few days, one would develop the dreaded rash due to regrowth of stubborn hairs further ruining the Bat Symbol design.

Woah Mark!! How's the bat rash doing?

It's so irritating man!

by batrashman October 27, 2011

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Crazy Bat

A crazy and usually angry old lady.

My grandmother in law is a crazy bat.

by aho89 November 22, 2011

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The Big Bat

The Big Bat refers to any man in whose penis extends 8 inches in length, and above 5 inches in girth. Someone who is referred to as "The Big Bat" will typically walk with confidence, knowing they are likely the most hung guy wherever they go. These men typically excel in the dating game, as word spreads quickly of the absolute monster in between their legs.

Person A: Hey, look over there, Owen is taking the hottest girl in town back to his place.

Person B: No wonder, he's The Big Bat for a reason.
Person A : I mean with a cock like that what girl wouldn't want to step up to the plate with The Big Bat

by KingNation120 October 7, 2023

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