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the bat snatch

Whe the woman in the relationship takes over all decisions
Yeah bro my wife pulled the bat snatch this morning at breakfast
by Calibra August 12, 2016
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Bat

Short for Cigarette.
If your out at the pub and get the flavor for a cigarette you ask someone for a bat.
Guy1: Gis us a bat lad.
Guy2: Here you go lad.
Guy1: Class.

"Proceed to smoke said bat"
by xxx360MLGxxxN0$c0p3-999 January 31, 2018
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bat

To ignore or not pay attention to a specific person, usually when the other person admires you but you don't feel the same and ignore them
She tried to talk to me but I gave her bat /he tried to kiss me but I gave him bat
by George_jeff February 7, 2018
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bat man

a man who likes to go around in a costume raping bats.
by terickbrannen February 10, 2018
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Blind bat

n. A douche nozzle driving at night without turning on their car's headlights.
"Watch out up ahead! There's a blind bat bee-lining right towards us!"

"Whoa, just dodged that blind bat in the nick of time!"
by Bachii07 September 18, 2012
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Dusty Batting Glove

The use of surgical gloves on the hands while masturbating. Grip the shaft with one hand and shove a thumb up the rectum with the other. When executed correctly, it appears you are gripping a baseball bat.
Dude, I walked in the bathroom and Garth was giving himself a Dusty Batting Glove.
by Dusty Definition Guy September 3, 2012
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Bat's foot

When your trousers make it appear as though you have an erection.
"You've got a bit of bat's foot going on there."
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